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The Old Man’s Watch
Since it was my fourth trip to the watch repair shop, I didn’t have high hopes. I’m sure the little Russian man who owned it would tell...
Mar 8, 2024


Mark & Brian’s Homemade Humor Contest
It was 1985. I had been out of college for a decade and was well into my third job, climbing the corporate ladder. However, there was a...
Feb 21, 2024


Water Aerobics - H2 Oh - No!
Since I had knee surgery earlier this year, I’ve been looking for a low impact method of exercise. Actually, my wife has been looking...
Feb 20, 2024


Cornbread 101
For whatever reason, I decided today was going to be the day. Without hesitation, I walked into the bedroom with purpose, and called to...
Feb 16, 2024


Spam - Not Just Meat Anymore!
There was a time not too long ago when Spam was just canned meat. You know Spam. It’s one of the most iconic American brands of all...
Feb 12, 2024


No Shoes, No Filter, No Problem!
I pulled a couple of boxes of photos down from my closet the other day. These photographs were mostly black and white relics made with a...
Feb 7, 2024


My Music’s Better Than Yours
I saw a bumper sticker on a car not too long ago that said,”It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.” Preach it brother. Bob...
Feb 4, 2024


The Official State Toy
I just read that a couple of states have official toys. I don’t get it. I’m not sure why a state has to have an official anything, but...
Feb 2, 2024


Grandparents Names. They Call You What?
From a grandparent’s perspective, one of the most wonderful things about having grandchildren (besides being able to give them back) is...
Jan 26, 2024


Say What?
It bothers me that so many people make fun of the way we speak in the south. Look, I get it, we talk slow and take some liberties with...
Jan 22, 2024


Dear Coach DeBoer
Dear Coach DeBoer, I would like to welcome you and your family to Alabama, both the university and the state. I hope that we can share...
Jan 13, 2024


It's a Pain in the... Back.
When I first get out of bed, I do what I always do - go over my pain checklist. Lower back, yep. Right hip, ouch. Right elbow, oooooh....
Jan 8, 2024


The Rolling Stones - This May Be the Last Time
I know some of you are going to think I’m out of my mind, and maybe I am. I bought tickets to see the Rolling Stones. Yes, the guys who...
Jan 4, 2024


Chainsaws - The Sound of the South
I’m pretty sure that most southerners own chainsaws. Think I’m kidding? Just check out any neighborhood after a tornado or wind-related...
Jan 1, 2024


Ode to a Hamburger
Anyone that knows me - for that matter, anyone that sees me, can tell that I enjoy food. I rarely meet a meal that I don’t like. My...
Dec 28, 2023


A Time to See the Lights
My last photo of Mom taken just before her accident. Christmas is known as the season of light. It’s the time of year when Christians all...
Dec 24, 2023


Christmas Presents - To Peek or Not to Peek
As a kid, I had an unusual trait when it came to Christmas presents that I don’t think most kids my age shared. I never peeked. I loved...
Dec 20, 2023


Kids in the Woods
I didn’t grow up in the country, but thank the Lord we had woods near my house. Looking back on my childhood has lead me to believe,...
Dec 15, 2023


Dirty Santa, aka Merry Christmas, Suckers!
I recently went to a Christmas party with 50 little old ladies between the age of 70 and 107. At some point after the meal, they began to...
Dec 13, 2023


You Can’t Keep a Good Girl Down - Even in Her Nineties!
I'm standing by my chair, waiting for a senior yoga class to begin. That’s because I am a senior, and someone convinced me that bending...
Nov 3, 2023
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