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Naked & Unafraid
I suppose a gathering of old fraternity brothers is like a gathering of war buddies. There are always tales that are told. Some of them...
Jun 3, 2024


Arguments - I Can’t Win!
One of the most memorable lines I ever heard in high school was delivered to my friend Randy Culbreth when he got into a heated...
May 31, 2024


The Wendy Zone
“You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of taste. A journey into a land without...
May 20, 2024


Weather - Or Not!
“Hey Google! What’s the weather forecast for today?” Those are my waking words each and every morning. And during the course of the day,...
May 12, 2024


The Geri-Rockers!
In the past few years, I’ve made a concerted effort (pun intended) to connect with some the music of my youth, you know - the good...
May 2, 2024


Like Father, Like Son
“Those who don’t remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” A chilling dose of reality hit me when I got a wake-up call from my son...
Apr 30, 2024


Fishin’ & Cheatin’ - Get The Lead Out!
I just read an article about a man who was disqualified from a fishing tournament for cheating. Ya’ll, I think Jesus is coming soon....
Apr 22, 2024


Dear Coach Saban
Dear Coach Saban, Since I wrote a letter to Kalen DeBore a few weeks ago and gave him some pointers on being in the south, I thought it...
Apr 18, 2024


The Masters and My Dad
Its Masters week. Holy Week for golfers. And I am completely smitten by the whole thing. From the legendary golf course, to the azaleas,...
Apr 13, 2024


“Hey Siri! Where The Heck Are We?”
Here’s a friendly reminder to all of you travelers: your GPS routing system is only as good as the information you put in it. Simply put,...
Apr 6, 2024


Mimi & The Scooter of Death
Do not let the photograph fool you. This is a dangerous woman. And I should’ve known. I mean, I know a bad omen when I see one. Why...
Apr 1, 2024


Definitely Not Cool
A while back, someone sent me a photo of a church sign that said, “Whoever took our air conditioners, keep one because it’s going to be...
Mar 18, 2024


Mending Fences
People in the South have long have long memories, especially if they think they have been wronged. From the War of Northern Aggression,...
Mar 14, 2024


Open Your Mouth & Shut Up!
“I went for my check up the other day. I hate that time of year. It’s humiliating to have to strip down to your underwear and put on that...
Mar 12, 2024


The Old Man’s Watch
Since it was my fourth trip to the watch repair shop, I didn’t have high hopes. I’m sure the little Russian man who owned it would tell...
Mar 8, 2024


Mark & Brian’s Homemade Humor Contest
It was 1985. I had been out of college for a decade and was well into my third job, climbing the corporate ladder. However, there was a...
Feb 21, 2024


Water Aerobics - H2 Oh - No!
Since I had knee surgery earlier this year, I’ve been looking for a low impact method of exercise. Actually, my wife has been looking...
Feb 20, 2024


Cornbread 101
For whatever reason, I decided today was going to be the day. Without hesitation, I walked into the bedroom with purpose, and called to...
Feb 16, 2024


Spam - Not Just Meat Anymore!
There was a time not too long ago when Spam was just canned meat. You know Spam. It’s one of the most iconic American brands of all...
Feb 12, 2024


No Shoes, No Filter, No Problem!
I pulled a couple of boxes of photos down from my closet the other day. These photographs were mostly black and white relics made with a...
Feb 7, 2024
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