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Sleazy Bake Oven
We just got a new oven - one of those sleek, stainless steel jobs. Just looking at it’s simple lines, you get the impression that it...
Nov 26, 2024


Good Dogs
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” Mark Twain I read where...
Nov 26, 2024


Smokin’ Pre-Teen Nicotine
When I’m seeing a new doctor for the first time, which is occurring with increasing frequency nowadays, during the initial Q&A they...
Nov 14, 2024


Spam It!
It seems that I spend about half of my time on the computer deleting spam. Clearing spam is a lot like shaving. If you don’t do it every...
Nov 4, 2024


I'm Not a Swinger!
My wife gave recently gave me an unusual gift for our anniversary. A bag hammock. Why she thought an old guy like me needed one of...
Oct 29, 2024


Playing Army
I’ll tell you one thing I don’t see much of anymore - kids playing army. Wait - maybe I should change that statement to, “I don’t see...
Oct 25, 2024


Goodbye to an Old Friend
A week or so ago I went to a local bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. Once the bartender sat it in front of me, I thoughtfully stared...
Oct 21, 2024


The Name Game
Hey, JoeHobby! How are you doing, JoeHobby? JoeHobby, can you come here for a minute? It’s a funny thing about my name. So many people...
Oct 16, 2024


Fins and Four Barrels
There are a lot of things guys forget: anniversaries, birthdays, doctor’s appointments, prepping for a colonoscopy, even picking up wives...
Oct 8, 2024


Fry Me to the Moon
I was born in the south. And I live in the south. That means I eat fried food - me and about everybody else down here. Oh sure, I look on...
Sep 27, 2024


First Flight
The plane trip began in Tuscaloosa, and stopped in Jackson, before it finally reached Dallas. Later in life, taking this hopscotch flight...
Sep 22, 2024


The Vine That Ate the South
I remember the first time I really paid attention to it. I was a young teenager riding in the countryside with my father. We passed a...
Sep 17, 2024


West of Ground Zero: My Account of 9/11
It’s hard to believe that it’s been almost a quarter-century since our generation had their own version of Pearl Harbor. But it’s true -...
Sep 11, 2024


Burning a Bridge
I’ve always believed that it’s not a good idea for anyone to burn bridges. The way I look at it, there are lots of paths in life, and...
Sep 3, 2024


Just Say Moe
My older brother, who is a reasonably intelligent man, believes that if America ever faced another situation like World War II, we...
Aug 30, 2024


Music - From 8 Tracks To AirPods
When I get in my car, the first order of business after turning the key, is to say, “Hey Siri! Play The Beach Boys Greatest Hits on...
Aug 23, 2024


Blessing Box Bandits
For the longest time I’ve thought that there should be a special place in Hell for people who drop off dogs, especially pregnant ones,...
Aug 20, 2024


The Sun, The Beach, & Tanning Beds
I’m visiting the gulf in early August, and I don’t really know why, but I think it’s because I love my grandkids, or didn’t look at a...
Aug 14, 2024


TV Theme Songs
I would like to apologize in advance to everyone reading this article. Because once you do, there are going to be some songs that will...
Aug 11, 2024


Field of Screams
If it had happened today, it would have been a major sports story - no, a major news story. There would have been iPhone videos on the...
Aug 8, 2024
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